Sex...

We already suspected that you'd rush over here, you naughty girl!
Now what did you expect to find? Hundreds of pictures of naked men?
Sorry.

We're not here to heighten your apparent frustration. However, we DO have a lot of tips you can use to make you one of the best lovers this world has ever known.

One of the most important things you have to remember about men, is that they're not really the horny people you always thought they were. Inside their heads they're nothing more than scared little boys who have been told that it's necessary to behave like a macho.
Now don't go running out and tell him this. He'll deny it and think you're crazy. You see, he doesn't know this about himself and really believes that he thinks about sex all day.

We'll provide you with some tips that will make him feel very good about himself. Through this, he'll heighten his performance and you'll have a lot more fun in bed.

Tip #1: Play the naughty girl...

Men somewhere in their lives got the idea that they have to perform when they're in bed with a woman. Even if he really doesn't feel like having sex, he'll try to make you willing. But deep inside he's terrified that you'll turn him down, which in many cases is the cause of his apparent bluntness.

By taking the initiative you take his perceived responsibility out of his hands. He'll feel calm and relaxed and will, as a result, make love tenderly and lovingly, just the way you want him to.

Tip #2: What you should NOT to say during sex...

Try breathing through your nose.
On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
But everybody looks funny naked!
Try not to smear my make-up, will you.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
I want a baby!
Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
But my cat always sleeps on that pillow...
Do you know the definition of statutory rape?
Perhaps you're just out of practice.
Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you!
When would you like to meet my parents?

Tip #3: his most sensitive spots

Now you know that deep inside he isn't really the macho you always thought he was, you probably already suspect that all the well-known places to touch him aren't nearly as good as the ones we'll point you at below...
If you really want him to enjoy, you should stimulate:

His forehead. Especially gentle kisses on this place will make him feel save and secure about your love for him.
His armpits, but of couse, only if he's recently washed himself. Now do mind here that you don't stroke too softly. This only tickles him and although laughter is healthy, it will not make him more horny.
The sides of his stomach, just above the place where he probably already is starting to grow 'lovehandles'. Touch this place VERY softly, because he's more sensitive here than anywhere on his body!
The backside of his knee. This will make him mad with lust for you....

Tip #4: What about just asking him?

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