If you meet an attractive specimen, DON'T say she looks beautiful. DO say she has an intelligent look (even if she looks really dumb) Cosmopolitan told them that brains are more important than beauty, but the magazine forgot to write that intelligence isn't observable. So you can still hold on to part of your line and she'll think that you're a man cosmopolitan would agree upon. |
If she starts talking about how much she would love to bear your child, DON'T feel flattered and certainly DON'T
propose. DO run like hell. Her talking about these subjects is a sign that she's trying to get you into her web of marriage, tasks you hate and ridiculous prohibitions. |
If she asks you to go shopping with her, DON'T give in to her begging, blinking or even crying when you say
no. DO give her a small amount of cash to spend - preferably on you.
She would've taken your money anyway, but now you know exactly how much. Moreover, you don't have to waggle behind her all afternoon AND, pobably the most important argument, she's remembered of who's really boss here. |
If she had far too much to drink (she'll probably say she just had a little bit too much, but you know better), DON'T make
love to her passionately. DO put her into bed lovingly and go lay on the couch yourself.
This way, if she wakes up the next morning, you won't hear her groan the first few minutes and the best part is that she'll think you are the sweetest man on earth. |
DON'T say this during sex...
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